May 2013
woah bummer for everyone not making out with me right now
lubricates:
Everyone should ask me stuff on ask.fm so i don’t like spam everyones dashboard luv u xxxxxxxxx
hardcorerockinn:
saying “no we can’t” when bob the builder and his gang said “can we fix it?” because you were a rebellious cunt of a child
daddyfuckedme:
wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
spacelovemelody:
current emotion: i need money
shieldon:
if any website should have a post limit it should be facebook
laugh-addict:
when you see your parent come home from the grocery store
Tumblr: I am a strong and independent blue website who don't need no Yahoo
lewuis:
do you ever take a good picture of yourself and use it for everything and then look at it one day and ur like omg this is actually worst picture ever
smilingemoticon:
rneerkat:
rneerkat:
whats a librarians favorite color
read
sewphia:
10 years from now people are gonna ask me how my teenage years went and I will just start crying
who needs friends when you have followers that don’t speak to you
abarestorytotell:
if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009
foxnewsofficial:
thanks for liking my post was your reblog button not working or
kyurem:
going to sleep really late when you have to wake up early
dieceased:
remember that one time you called your teacher mom
do u wanna cuddle naked yes or yes
wurnbo:
did i allow u to have fun without me
shakeitbakeitbo0tyquakeit:
i hate when the teacher ends a lesson early and gives the class time to talk with each other because im always just sitting there alone for 10 minutes like
a-fan-of-fandoms:
days-with-day:
my parents said to go to bed early
it is early
in the morning
Why is this gif so accurate
falloutyoungmale:
I write sins not five page research papers
monarchbaby:
mareeps:
still not sure what exactly math is
It’s buying 72 watermelons while not admitting you have a problem
dnlhern:
i can’t believe the teen titans bought tumblr
person: i like you
me: why
